Tu es chômeur, branleur ou vieux ?
Trouve la photo mystère et propose aussi une photo (pour le branleur ca risque de demander un petit effort, mais fais-le au moins pour tes parents).

Une racine (genre mandragore ou gingembre) ?

C'est pas le gros kiki de raspoutine ?

La bite du géant vert ?

Une fausse blonde.

camaieeuh a écrit
C'est pas le gros kiki de raspoutine ?

bien observé camaieeuh !
Ca a tenu plus de 5 min.

A toi.

Le kiki de raspoutine ?

Ha bah oui.

To carry out their nefarious plan, the conspirators invited Rasputin to the home of Prince Felix Yusupov. He was first poisoned with wine then with pastries, but when he was still in a party mood an hour later, the conspirators patience ran out and they shot him, point blank. Rasputin dropped like a sack of potatoes but he wasn’t down for the count. When they went to move the body, he sprang to life, attacked the Prince, and then took off like a bat out of hell.

His assassins followed him out, shot him in the back, then in the head, and then for good measure, smashed his skull in with a barbell. But Rasputin refused to die and kept crawling away. Fearing discovery, they pulled him back inside where he finally lost consciousness. Then, driven by anger, sexual depravity (the Prince was himself supposedly a lover of Rasputin) or perhaps just an honest desire to preserve something genuinely magnificent, the Prince hacked off Rasputin’s penis and reportedly flung it across the room. Now you will note that the above dick in the jar was not cavalierly sliced off, Bobbit style. The whole scrotum was removed. This seems like way too much work, but as is evident from the specimen, somebody was willing to put in the time, so why not Prince Felix? This was after all, an evening defined by excess. The conspirators then tied the body with ropes, wrapped it in a carpet and dumped it in the half-frozen river. Rasputin’s body was discovered three days later.

Hohun approuved :

Du blanc de poulet? Un foie sain?

Gatling a écrit
Le kiki de raspoutine ?

Ha bah oui.

To carry out their nefarious plan, the conspirators invited Rasputin to the home of Prince Felix Yusupov. He was first poisoned with wine then with pastries, but when he was still in a party mood an hour later, the conspirators patience ran out and they shot him, point blank. Rasputin dropped like a sack of potatoes but he wasn’t down for the count. When they went to move the body, he sprang to life, attacked the Prince, and then took off like a bat out of hell.

His assassins followed him out, shot him in the back, then in the head, and then for good measure, smashed his skull in with a barbell. But Rasputin refused to die and kept crawling away. Fearing discovery, they pulled him back inside where he finally lost consciousness. Then, driven by anger, sexual depravity (the Prince was himself supposedly a lover of Rasputin) or perhaps just an honest desire to preserve something genuinely magnificent, the Prince hacked off Rasputin’s penis and reportedly flung it across the room. Now you will note that the above dick in the jar was not cavalierly sliced off, Bobbit style. The whole scrotum was removed. This seems like way too much work, but as is evident from the specimen, somebody was willing to put in the time, so why not Prince Felix? This was after all, an evening defined by excess. The conspirators then tied the body with ropes, wrapped it in a carpet and dumped it in the half-frozen river. Rasputin’s body was discovered three days later.

Un foie gras posé sur de la neige (de studio avec un fond)

un caillou king size? un bout de tronc d'arbre?

Un os de mammouth ?

ADN a écrit
Un foie gras posé sur de la neige (de studio avec un fond)

J'aime pas le foie gras donc je peux pas être le sponsor de cette blague.

La bite du géant vert ?

d'un ours polaire ? d'une baleine ? d'un bébé phoque ? Celui de BB avant cirrhose ? d'un âne à skis ?

Il fait un foie de canard.

Conikafik a écrit
Il fait un foie de canard.

Spoiler : afficher/masquer

Célèbre expression à prononcer avec le légendaire accent africain de Michel Leeb

Spoiler : afficher/masquer

Conikafik a écrit
Il fait un foie de canard.

Spoiler : afficher/masquer

Célèbre expression à prononcer avec le légendaire accent africain de Michel Leeb

Ouais cool !

L'origine de la mer ?

Une pub biactol?

camaieeuh a écrit
L'origine de la mer ?

Une anémone en gros plan ? (pas la comédienne)

Un sphincter quelconque avec la flore bactérienne autour ?

UNE CHATTE POURRIE

Voilà, ça c'est fait, on peut continuer.

une photo sous marine de la flore de la baie de Goa ?

Un nanodule grossit un million de fois ?